Jack Kerouac (yawn) took a girl on a first date wherein she proceeded to eat seven hot dogs to which he said in retrospect he fell completely and immediately in love.
Q: Why isn’t there an informational brochure?!
A: We have complete faith in your ability to put the narrative together in your own specific way.
Q: Completely unanswerable and indefinable question?
A: Let me look into that for you and take too long doing it so that you lose interest.